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Joe DeRosimo (a.k.a. JoeDisaronnaontherockswithatwist) :) Joe was born and currently lives in Waterbury, CT. Joe’s early years started out in a very disturbing manner, in which he was forced into the child slavery trade. Joe was shipped to a third world country in which he was forced to make athletic shoes 13 hours a day. He then escaped with the help of fashion model BRUNO. BRUNO saw something in Joe, thus had him shipped back to America to model for GQ (children’s edition). Since then, Joe has not graduated to more mature magazine because he still looks like he is 14 years old. During Joe’s adolescence years he spent most of his time studyingfemales and music. Joe decided to try college at Naugatuck Community College, however found that the correct path in life for him would be a mailman. Being a mailman has given Joe the chance to deliver his package as well as many others! Before he was given the privilege of being accepted by ZOOM, he was the lead singer, lead guitar player and conga player for Double O’ Joe. We asked Joe what is the craziest thing he has ever done, and his answer: “I killed myself in real life and got trapped in this one”. When Joe rips it up on stage (which involves losing his shirt and playing with his nipple rings) he gets to choose between his 2 Fenders ( an American Jazz and a Deluxe P Bass). His favorite bands are undecided, however Incubus is up there. When he drinks its usually Alan’s booz, Johnny Walker Red on the rocks. His favorite shot in Café Petron. When all is said and done, Joe’s main priority and only true love is his 10 year old son. But he also loves pretty women of all different flavors, Bass Guitars over $1,350.00. being in New York, people with good hygiene, sleeping, severe thunderstorms, being accepted by society (especially when singing chick songs) and most of all, playing in ZOOM!
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